Lucky you have stumbled onto my blog. Maybe a friend sent you this link, or you found you’re way here after some weird ass google search, but more than likely you’re here because you and I know each other somehow in the real world and either I’m hovering over your shoulder at this very moment as you read this or I’ve spammed your facebook newsfeed all to hell and you’re sick of receiving my needy PMs.
Based on the advice offered up by others in the internet comedy game apparently your first post should convey what you intend for your blog to be about, so I guess this is where I give you a heads up:
Disclaimer: This blog may contain too much personal information regarding bodily functions, awkward social interaction, shameless ego stroking, and most definitely fuck tons of cussing. Some offense intended.
The premise of this blog is to catalog and replay the trails and thoughts of a young woman in her early 20‘s as she attempts to make the transition into a functioning adult with some laughs along the way. And maybe, just maybe, a few of us can all feel a little less alone in our search (or more often resistance) to grow the fuck up.
That being said, don’t be expecting a whole lot of sentimental crap. What you can expect is a lot of pop culture references, colourful toilet humor, some dick jokes, outlandish theories, and the occasional self righteous rant.
However, the overall goal here people is ENTERTAINMENT! Because some days the headlining articles at cracked.com just don’t appeal to you and you need something to hold you over damn it!
So stick around and hopefully be entertained, and just a little uncomfortable.