I got my period yesterday. That makes today the second day of my menstrual cycle and all the ladies know that makes today pretty much the sorest, messiest, day of the month. I have cramps so bad my back decided to joined in. Everything hurts so bad guys.
Unfortunately I couldn’t spend my dreaded second day lying on my couch, eating junk food, scrolling 9gag, and watching slasher flicks because I had to work today (like every day). It sucked some seriously unkept balls. In order to get through my shift and the cramps I did what I always do in an unpleasant situation: I coped by making inappropriate jokes. While going about my menial tasks I distracted from the pain by thinking of movie titles to describe my period and spammed my roommates inbox with what I managed to come up with. Here is the compiled list.
Blood And Chocolate
In Cold Blood
Slaughter House Five
There Will Be Blood
The Crying Game
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows
Touch Of Evil
The Woman In Red
The Box Trolls
Scent of A Woman
The Cotton Club
If anyone can come up with anything good/better I would love to hear them in the comments. It will help get me through the rest of the week.
I’ll gonna try to finish a proper post in the next couple days. Until then, I hope this is an acceptable appetizer.