Movie Titles To Describe Your Period

0701I got my period yesterday. That makes today the second day of my menstrual cycle and all the ladies know that makes today pretty much the sorest, messiest, day of the month. I have cramps so bad my back joined in. Everything hurts so bad guys.

Unfortunately I couldn’t spend my dreaded second day lying on my couch, eating junk food, scrolling 9gag, and watching slasher flicks because I to work today. It sucked balls. In order to get through my shift and the cramps I did what I always do in an unpleasant situation: I coped by making inappropriate jokes. While going about my menial tasks I distracted from the pain by thinking of movie titles to describe my period and spammed my roommates inbox with what I managed to come up with. Here is the compiled list.
Crimson Tide

Blood And Chocolate

In Cold Blood

Slaughter House Five


There Will Be Blood

The Crying Game

The Sting

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

Les Miserables

Touch Of Evil

The Woman In Red

The Box Trolls

127 Hours

Scent of A Woman

The Blob

The Cotton Club

If anyone can come up with anything good/better I would love to hear them in the comments. It will help get me through the rest of the week.

I’ll do my best to write a proper post in the next couple days but until then, I hope this is an acceptable appetizer.

2 thoughts on “Movie Titles To Describe Your Period

  1. Kelly January 7, 2015 / 8:22 pm

    I FEEL your pain, lol so I shall play…Carrie, The Punisher, The Hunt for Red October, The Red Dragon, Joan of Arc, Revolutionary Road oh and maybe Constantine.

    If not tomorrow, the next day will be better. 🙂


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